S. J. Perelman Quotes

You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll beworking pretty late on the s...

I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen ato...

There is such a thing as too much couth.

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it...